{"product_id":"dark-side-ski-ties","title":"Dark Side Ski Ties","description":"\u003cp\u003eA long time ago, in a wax room far, far away, someone skipped a wax job. And somewhere in the shadows, the heavy breathing began. Dark Side is for the waxer who silently judges every dry, grey, neglected base that comes through the door, and isn’t afraid to let it show.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLow-key, subtle and very nerdy, just like the best wax techs we know. Side A carries the NORDJÖRK logo. Side B delivers the verdict: \u003cstrong\u003eI find your lack of wax... disturbing.\u003c\/strong\u003e Use the Force, or at least an iron.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThanks to Dave C. for nailing this funners phrase and earning his nordie crew a pizza party, on us.🍕\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"NORDJÖRK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53216014663962,"sku":"TIEVADPNK","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1003\/5793\/1290\/files\/Vader_Ski_Ties.png?v=1792886937","url":"https:\/\/nordjork.com\/products\/dark-side-ski-ties","provider":"NORDJÖRK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}