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Winter 2026

Another winter is upon us and we're ready to get silly with a whole new collection of nordie madness and a few surprises that'll have you saying "why?" and "that's dumb."

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Ski Tie 2000™

The best in the bizzle. Wouldn't it be crazy if we actually tried to copyright our ski ties? What nonsense. But they do make that quicker pop, why not start the season with a new set for your precious-es. 

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